No matter who you are or where you’re from or what problems
you have in life. Be yourself, you don’t need to pretend to be someone you
aren't. People like realism, be real not fake. Show people the real you, how
you can care, or be funny, show them you can be trusted, and respected.
Share lovely life quotes and funny but cute Whatsapp statuses with your friends.
Your success in the life game
Your success in the life game will largely be affected by
how well you choose your teammates, how well you distinguish and play your
roll, and how much wisdom imparted to you.
We tend to ignore the fact that we have a greater purpose in life
We tend to ignore the fact that we have a greater purpose in
life because deep down we feel we cannot handle the responsibility. But the
fact that we are here for a purpose bigger than us empowers us to be able to
excel at any task that comes with this responsibility. We were not built to
fail, we were built to thrive; and once we realize this, thrive we shall.
Karma is not a reward for behavior
Karma is not a reward for behavior it is what life needs to
teach you.
I remember what it was like to feel hopeless
I remember what it was like to feel hopeless, lost,
frustrated, and weak. All I want to do in life is empower people: to show them
that these feelings do not define them, that possibilities are endless.
Once you remove the dam of preconceived
Once you remove the dam of preconceived notions of what life
is supposed to be; you let your passion and creativity flow; you become what
you always were.
Go out there and create, human beings
Go out there and create, human beings were meant to create
masterpieces. If you don't believe me look in the mirror and see the fantastic
miracle that your parents created.
If you’re reading this status
If you’re reading this status, you're alive, literate, have
internet access, have a laptop/smartphone/computer access, electricity, spare
time to check Facebook; among other things. Look at what you do have before you
complain about what you don't.
I am a Facebook addict
I am a Facebook addict. Click like if you're one too! Let’s
see how many Facebook addicts we have here.
I couldn’t bring myself to eat my PacMan nacho
I couldn't bring myself to eat my PacMan nacho......just
gonna keep him around in case we have any ghosts.
I Just got a haircut
I Just got a haircut, but didn't get my expected results....guess
I'm gonna have to start phase two of my weight loss plan.
The reason I can't catch my breath from the laughter
The reason I can't catch my breath from the laughter is that
I'm PRETTY sure during Iron Man, when Robert Downey gets back from his
captivity, they give him Burger King Burgers. Why can't people have their real
names on Facebook? What am I supposed to call you at a con, your stupid
Facebook name? If I can hear you making Boston
marathon jokes from three tables away, do not sneer at me when I give you dirty
look. Expect it.
I want a cute girlfriend right now
I want a cute girlfriend right now because girls are way better
to kiss than boys.
Being an adult means I can eat a whole bag of chocolate
Being an adult means I can eat a whole bag of chocolate
pretzels and gummy Life Savers and also drink a bunch of orange pop. It also
means I should probably learn from the resulting stomach ache not to do that
again.
No, no, the government shutting down
No, no, the government shutting down doesn't mean you don't have to wear pants. I completely understand where you're coming from, and I feel for you, but pants have to be worn. There are children out there, okay.
I like the concept of Pinterest
I like the concept of Pinterest, but feel too girly to use
it, so I'm creating Menterest for us guys that want share our ideas.
I know some ladies like the guys with great abs
I know some ladies like the guys with great abs, nice eyes,
big muscles, and various other physical attributes, but for you ladies looking
for a guy with clean ears, my customer rocking the used Q-tip behind his ear is
quite a catch.....I'm sure he would be a great listener.
There are many reasons we keep a 68 ounce bottle
There are many reasons we keep a 68 ounce bottle of hand
sanitize behind the counter, the customer who just cleaned his ear with one of
his keys is a prime example.
I know times are tight but the man in front
I know times are tight but the man in front of me dumping
his garbage out of the bag and keeping the bag is just a bit extreme. Before
anyone asks it wasn't Wayne .
I just thought of this cute comic where a zombie
I just thought of this cute comic where a zombie is pinning
something and they pull away to discover that they've just pinned through their
finger, and they let out a very zombie groan. The inspiration was me pinning
something and almost pinning my finger to the fabric.
I'm inventing a device that blocks Cialis
I'm inventing a device that blocks Cialis commercials from
playing while your daughters are in the room.
Hope your Monday pool league
Hope your Monday pool league, Tuesday dart league, Wednesday
volleyball games, Thursday drunk league, Friday loser league, Saturday P.O.S
club, and Sunday fun day make you feel whole!
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